First time talking to internet friend:
Hello. I think you are a wonderful individual and you have amazing talent and would love to be your friend if that is a possibility.
300th time talking to internet friend:
hey lemonfucker u havent REPLied to my text lets fucking fight
Percy’s neutral expression is a natural brooding look that he gets from Poseidon
That when he does smile it’s crooked and makes him look like a trouble maker
When he talks it’s usually very sarcastic and/or impertinent
His inner monologue is actually very negative and while we, as the readers, take it as a joke he’s usually pretty pessimistic for a good portion of the time
That when he’s fighting his expression is fierce and is hard to tell whether he is the good guy or not
That Leo Valdez equated Percy’s angry expression to the feeling he gets when Jason is about to shoot lightning. Let me repeat - just the look on Percy’s face when he’s angry was considered on par to Jason controlling flipping lightning
That he’s very very vindictive and loyal only to those he considers his friends and once you lose his trust it is nearly impossible to earn back
That while he had the curse of achilles, he laughed crazily while he was single handedly destroying hordes of monsters
He made an entire volcano erupt, awakened a giant, and almost wiped out the northwest of the united states
He tortured a godess just so she would feel his misery
That he’s actually very manipulative and it made Annabeth step back for a moment and reevaluate her perception of him
That while his dark side came to it’s peak in house of hades and wasn’t mentioned in blood of olympus, there was no confirmation that it suddenly and completely disappeared after they left Tartarus.
Has been the child of the prophecy twice.
He manipulated Bob to kill his own brother by simply convincing him that they were friends and that is what friends did for each other
He was physically abused by his step father
That with absolutely no training at all he killed the minotaur with it’s own horn at the mere age of twelve
He wins a good majority of his fights by simply outsmarting his opponent
He has scared not only Annabeth but his friends and peers on more than one occasion with his attitude and powers
That he’s considered extremely powerful for a demigod and for a child of the big three and makes the gods slightly nervous
That when he’s upset his powers act to mimic his emotions without him even trying
Has been offered immortality
That he is actually really sorta intimidating without trying
That we need to stop reducing Percy’s character to a happy-go-lucky comic relief goofball that doesn’t know his left foot from right because he is so much more than that
Imagine Barry and Oliver finding out that Barry is pregnant...with HIS TWINS. They find out when Barry gets nauseus after mission and Cisco is so excited but Catlin is like " I don't want to know why you didn't use protection."
Ok, but, right - here’s the thing. (And I’m assuming this is A/B/O so I’m going with it)
There is NO CHANCE IN HELL that Oliver is letting his pregnant Omega out of his sights for even a second. Oliver would wake up next to Barry and smell the pregnancy instantly, and I can see him being the most over-protective Alpha on the planet and refusing to let him even leave the apartment, never mind go out on missions.
So I feel that Oliver would make sure that everyone knows not to let him, because Barry can be as stubborn as he is sometimes, and he’s pretty sure that he’d sneak out otherwise.
(I don’t see him being a controlling asshole about it, though - he merely wants to protect Barry and the lives growing inside him)
stage 1:
aww hey theyd be cute together mannn what if they kissed that would be so rad ///u///
stage 2:
what if they..... maDE OUT. what if they FUCKED
stage 4:
ok but what if they talked about their feelings? what if one of them got hurt and the other one got worried and THEN they fucked wouldn't that be grand
stage 5:
aw shit can u imagine them getting married aw shit good shit gOOD SHIT
stage 6:
kill them. kill one of them. kill the other one. give one of them permanent amnesia. make one have to kill the other. have them fuck and then feel horrible about it. have them ONLY fuck and nothing else. give one of them alzheimer's. muRD E R TH EM
stage 7:
wouldnt *sniff* wouldnt it be nice to *snuffle* to see them *blows into a tissue* see them h a p p y
We have some very unique flora including the Exotic Dildo Pineapple:
And the infamous near extinct Southern Snot Cactus:
And a very rare breed of tree that is commonly found everywhere known as a “Crane”:
Cranes are an important part of the native ecosystem and have made themselves an iconic part of our skyline.
While in Perth please respect our local customs like forgetting how to merge on the freeway, glassing a stranger in Northbridge on a Saturday night, being late to anywhere you want to go via bus, and cutting off ties with anyone who lives on the opposite side of the river than you. It doesn’t matter if it’s a short train ride… they’re dead to you. You can only choose North or South.
Enjoy your stay! And remember: The Sonic Manipulator watches over all of us… may he busk in the city for decades to come so future generations can enjoy his dancing.
