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November 2015

Nov 29, 2015 988 notes
#YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT ISN'T FLIRTING #FUCK ME #I HATE THEM #I HATE THEM SO MUCH #Olivarry #Stephen Amell #Grant Gustin #FUCKERS #FUCK YOU
Nov 29, 2015 4,179 notes
#Owari no Seraph #Seraph of the End #Spoilers #LOL #FUCKING TIC TACS #FUCK YEAH #YU YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT
Nov 28, 2015 262,818 notes
#Raptor #MERR CHRISTMAS #MERR CHRISTMAS ERRYBODY
Friendship
  • me: *has terrible thought*
  • friend: *says terrible thought out loud*
  • me: OH THANK GOD
Nov 28, 2015 362,022 notes
#Amie and I #yep #YOU'RE RIGHT IT IS US #TROLOLOL #About Me
Nov 27, 2015 644,248 notes
#THAT WAS A WILD RIDE LMAO #WOW
Burn It Away

smittenvigilantes:

Summary: It’s been two hours since they started fighting, and neither Barry nor Oliver can’t even remember what the initial argument was about. All Barry knows is that Oliver is in the wrong, and Barry’s hardly going to apologise for it.

Words: 2,388

Rating: Explicit

“You know, when you think about it, this is your fault, really.”

Barry rolls his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. It’s been two hours since they started fighting – one and a half hours since Cisco called about the meta on the loose – and if he’s being completely honest with himself, he can’t even remember what the initial argument was about. All he knows is that Oliver is in the wrong, and Barry’s hardly going to apologise for it.

Before he can even whip out a retort, though, another crack of lightning is sent in Oliver’s direction, and Barry moves in the speed of light, knocking his husband out of harms way and onto the floor, before whirling to meet the eyes of the meta. “Do you mind? You’re kinda interrupting something here,” he quips, although he doesn’t quite feel the humour of it himself, so he can’t really blame the guy for not showing any amusement on his expression.

“I’m not so sure he appreciated your joke, Bar.” Oliver grumbles, struggling to his feet without even a thank you for saving his damn life.

“Alright, look, we can stand here and argue, or we can actually deal with this guy and go home. Your choice, Oliver.”

Keep reading

Nov 27, 2015 80 notes
#SmittenVigilantes #Olivarry #NSFW #Oliver Queen #Barry Allen #Barriver #Flarrow #NOICE NOICE NOICE #I LOVE IT

namppa:

planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like

Nov 24, 2015 85,528 notes
#LOL #me and amie #SmittenVigilantes #About Me
Fandom-Related Questions
  • A: Your current OTP.
  • B: A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind.
  • C: A pairing you wish you shipped, but just can't.
  • D: What was the first thing you ever contributed to a fandom?
  • E: Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what?
  • F: What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom? What fandom was it?
  • G: What was your first fandom?
  • H: Do you prefer real-life TV shows or animated TV shows?
  • I: Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
  • J: Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr.
  • K: How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom(s).
  • L: Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for?
  • M: A person who got you into a fandom and what fandom they pulled you in to.
  • N: Your favorite fandom (for the people; not the thing you fangirl over).
  • O: Choose a song at random, what ship does it remind you of?
  • P: Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
  • Q: A ship you’ve abandoned and why.
  • R: A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships.
  • S: What's a headcanon you have?
  • T: What are your favorite brOTPs?
  • U: What are your favorite male/female ships?
  • V: Do you have any 3-way ships? If so, what?
  • W: 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms.
  • X: 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms.
  • Y: A fandom you’re in but have no ships from.
  • Z: What's a ship that you want to ship publicly, but everyone on tumblr hates it so you keep your mouth shut about it?
Nov 24, 2015 118,744 notes

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

Nov 23, 2015 479,081 notes

bylacey:

safesketchys:

alwaysthecrazyone:

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

“That’s your otp?”

“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”

“That’s your otp?”

“But one of them is dead.”

Reblogging again because this got even better

@doodlejinx @gildedguilt @dmmono @bylacey

It us all

OMG ITIS

Nov 22, 2015 504,370 notes
#gpoy #srsly tho #me with like all me pairings #haha kill me
Nov 18, 2015 187 notes
#PJO #SIGN ME UP #Art #I MISS LUKERCY #PLEASE DRAW MORE #PLEASE #LOUD SOBBING #Percy Jackson and Olympians #Percy Jackson #Luke Castellan #Lukercy
Nov 18, 2015 954 notes
#The Flash #CW The Flash #Spoilers #The Flash 2x07 #GH BARRY #LET ME HOLD YOU #POOR BAB #JUST NEEDS A HUG #Barry Allen #Iris West #Joe West #Grant Gustin #Candice Patton #Jesse L Martin
Nov 18, 2015 211,277 notes
#Rooster Teeth #RT #Geoff Ramsey #Joel Heyman
Nov 18, 2015 628,705 notes
#Animals #Dog #oh #that's worrying #is this Russia #I bet it's Russia #or Germany
Nov 18, 2015 333,746 notes
#GPOY #About Me #The Trash Squad #yeah.
Nov 17, 2015 651,203 notes
#Straya #I love our news #honestly #it's actually the best
Nov 17, 2015 120,367 notes
#.... #this is exactly what I think it is

mathurbator:

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

Nov 17, 2015 639,715 notes
#GPOY #About Me
Nov 17, 2015 623,165 notes
#Star Wars #Darth Vader #Granvas #FOR YOU ROBBY #LOL THIS IS GREAT THOUGH
Nov 17, 2015 4,407 notes
#Tom Hiddleston #Loki Laufeyson #Loki #LOKI IS BETTER #STUPID CHILDREN #HOW DARE YOU THINK OTHERWISE #SLAY THEM

fault-in-our-anime:

tg fandom: we want the ch 53 spoilers !!!

ch 53 spoilers: -finally out-

tg fandom:

Nov 17, 2015 1,793 notes
#accurate honestly #Tokyo Ghoul #Tokyo Ghoul:re #TG:RE #MY PRECIOUS BABY #SOB
Nov 16, 2015 1,891 notes
#Jurassic Park #Jurassic World #JP #Dilophosaurus #SCREECH #THROWBACKS ARE REAL
Nov 16, 2015 589 notes
#Art #The Flash #CW The Flash #SO CUTE #OMG #I LOVE IT #Barry Allen #Cisco Ramon #Caitlin Snow #Team Flash
Multi-Coin Breedings Pt. 5

Another full list of Alideas but I’m rly proud of them so WHATEVER. beeteedubs, I’m stealing that Zombiegoat, FAIR WARNING. [5 Images]

Keep reading

Nov 16, 2015 4 notes
#Aywas #BC #Empty Puppet #6177 #Alidae

dioynsus:

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

Nov 15, 2015 371,341 notes
#Broccoli #broccoli tastes good #fight me fuckers
pssst The Room for the draw yourself thing (what do you mean it's not a series? It totally counts. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DAUGHTER)
Nov 15, 2015 5 notes
#K-Dayun #Art #I'm CRYING #OHGOD #PERF
Nov 15, 2015 1,561 notes
#The Flash #CW The Flash #I ENJOY THIS SCENE WAY TOO MUCH #OH BAE #Spoilers #The Flash Season 2 #The Flash 2x06 #Zoom #Barry Allen

granvas:

Okay but, why has no one come up with a Divergent AU for any Flarrow ships?

I TOLD YOU 10 MINUTES AGO I HAVE ALREADY GDI ROBBY GET OUT OF HERE

Nov 15, 2015 5 notes
#Granvas #The Trash Squad #SMH
Nov 14, 2015 144,621 notes
#Pokemon #Art #Happy Halloween #This is really cool! #and gorgeous art too unf
Nov 14, 2015 13 notes
#Art #K-Dayun #I'M ACTUALLY CRYING #THIS IS SO GOOD #The Trash Squad #IR'S PERFECT HONESTLY #SLOBBERS ON YOU #Daughter is too good for us #honestly #GO LOVE HER ART
Nov 14, 2015 488,711 notes
#Harrison Ford #Jimmy Kimmel #Jimmy Kimmel Live #Star Wars #IM LAUGHING #SO HARD
Evangelion or Tokyo Ghoul

daaaad *squeels*

yissssssssssssss EVANGELION

*gives you goldstar*

Nov 14, 2015 3 notes
#K-Dayun #Art #LOOK HOW TALENTED MY DAUGHTER IS #I'm so proud #NGE #Evangelion
Nov 14, 2015 542 notes
#Current Events #prayforhumanity #such horrible things happening #Just a small reality check #back to your regularly scheduled blogging
Nov 14, 2015 342,203 notes
#Current Events #prayforparis
Nov 14, 2015 88 notes
#YEEES NICOLE #YEEEEEEESSSS #Olivarry #Barry Allen #Flarrow #Oliver Queen
Nov 14, 2015 181,135 notes
#Current Events
  • Me: Violence solves nothing.
  • Me: I will punch the absoloute shit out if you don't shut the fuck up.
  • Me: Be nice to everyone you meet.
  • Me: If they come in 10 meteres of me i'm going to set them on fire.
  • Me: Do nice things for other people every day.
  • Me: No you cannot have one of my cookies Helen. Fuck you.
Nov 14, 2015 95,934 notes
#GPOY #About Me #hahahaha oops

olivarryweek:

So we’ve come to a decision on our next event - the Olivarry Holiday Weekend!

The event will take place over the weekend before Christmas - Friday 18th December to Sunday the 20th December.

Here’s the deal:

Similar to Olivarry Week, we’re asking you guys to send in some prompts (keep them short so that artists/writers/gifmakers/whatever have some wiggle room!). Prompts don’t have to be necessarily Christmas themed (although we welcome those!) however  the overall theme of the weekend is Christmas, so every work submitted must be relevant in some way to that.

The format will be as follows:

Day 1 (Friday 18th Dec): Prompt #1
Day 2 (Saturday 19th Dec): Free Day
Day 3 (Sunday 20th Dec): Prompt #2

Because we’re planning this one so far in advance, and there’s less days, we’ll keep the prompt suggestions open a little bit longer this time, so prompt suggestions will close on Monday 30th November.

Rules will be similar to Olivarry Week, but we’ve made a few additions so please check here if you plan on contributing to the event.

And again, if you guys could signal boost this post in order to get the word out to as many people as possible, we would really appreciate it! The more people that see it, the more works we shall have when the weekend comes.

As usual, we welcome any questions about the event. If there’s something that you think we haven’t clarified, please let us know so that we can fix it.

The tag for this event will be  #olivarrychristmas2015.

Nov 13, 2015 83 notes
#Signal Boost #Olivarry #olivarrychristmas2015 #BOOM
Nov 13, 2015 526,669 notes
#Greek Mythology #History #LMAO #It's so accurate really #top notch
Play
Nov 13, 2015 404,810 notes
#Puppy #PUPPYYYY #Animals #IT'S BASICALLY BARRY #LOOK AT THE PUPPY #LOOK AT IT #LOVE IT #SCREAMS PUPPIES

I was tagged by @vigilantexarcher​

Rules: In a text post, list 10 books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard - they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag 10 friends, including me, so I’ll see your list.

1. Pet Semetary by Stephen King

Pet Semetary was the first novel by Stephen King I ever read, and from the first page I was hooked. I tend to lean towards darker writing so I was completely enthralled from the get go. I think it took me two days to finish it, more or less? But reading it really encouraged me to work to my strengths when writing, which worked out well for me in the end.

2. Lord Loss & Slawter by Darren Shan

Darren Shan is probably my favourite author, and he’s why: He’s not afraid to get into the nitty gritty detail of gore and horror and I absolutely love it. While a lot of things contributed to my writing style and genre, these two books from the Demonata series are my favourites and left the greatest impact.

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

I didn’t get stuck into PJO until the later years of my high schooling, after watching the first film. Of course, while I definitely preferred the film’s darker take on the Demigod World, I loved how Percy’s thoughts and feelings were projected to the reader, and the series stuck on me like glue. And I still can’t get rid of it.
PS Luke deserved better.

4. Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

You probably all saw this coming, but I have a lot of fond memories linked to the Harry Potter series, especially ones from my later primary school years. Like most kids my age, once I picked up Harry Potter, I wasn’t able to put it down. The world building was just so intense and intricate, despite Harry being as observant as a rock, and c’mon, MAGIC. ANIMALS. Harry Potter led me to a lot of the friends I have today, so I’ll always be grateful for that.

5. His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman

I’d first like to recognize that the movie sucked. The effects were absolutely amazing, but as an adaptation, it sucked. The whole idea behind the world in His Dark Materials, how it all works, the concept of daemons was, and still is, just so awesome and interesting and I play around in that world pretty damn often. Having a literal representation of your soul in animal form would just be amazing, think of all the possibilities. And again, like with the Harry Potter Series, the world building is just so incredibly well-done it’s difficult not to get absorbed by Pullman’s writing.

6. Where is Daniel? By Bruce and Denise Morcombe, with Lindsay Simpson

If you’re Australian, or have a kid, then you probably know about or heard of Daniel Morcombe. He was a young boy that went missing on the Sunshine Coast, Queensland, in 2007, presumed to have been kidnapped and killed. The case of Daniel’s disappearance lasted years, with the murderer being convicted and trialed in 2014. This book follows the struggles of both the family and the law enforcers that worked on the case in such heart wrenching detail, I had to put the book down a few times when I was on the train because I got so emotional I started crying.

7. Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke

I’ll be honest I don’t actually remember much from this book, but I do remember how much I loved it and how it seemed to take me away with it every time I turned the pages. And the cover I had was all sparkly and as a kid sparkly things are what stick with you forever.

8. Deltora Quest by Emily Rodda

For this segment, we’re going to pretend that the anime didn’t exist, because it was terrible and should not be related to the book series. Deltora Quest was one of the first series of books I ever completed and contained all the things I loved: monsters, protagonists getting wrecked, giant killer snakes, etc. My first how to draw book was “How to Draw Deltora Quest Monsters”. Even though I had been drawing as far back as I remember, Deltora Quest really jumpstarted my imagination and helped foster my love for monsters and odd creatures.

9. Five Little Ducks illustrated by Pamela Paparone

When my sister and I were little, my mum used to read this book to us almost every night, and we were always so excited by it. I loved it so much, I’m upset we can’t find our copy but I keep it close to my heart.

10. Blossom and Boo by Dawn Apperly

As you might have guessed by now, my sister and I grew up close. Mum used to love reading this book to us because she always said it was like a story of Jordyn and I; she was Blossom and I was Boo. Every time I see it sitting in the book basket I get all smiley because we haven’t really changed since then.

yeah I’m not gonna tag anyone but feel free to do this and tag me in it! I’d love to see your responses.

Nov 13, 2015 2 notes
#About Me #Books
If you had to describe each member of the trash squad (apart from yourself) in one sentence, what would you say about each one?

OH MAN. OKAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE but I accept.

@smittenvigilantes: Seemingly innocent nigh unstoppable angst machine who is JUST AS BAD AS I AM.

@granvas: Salted Caramel Cinnamon Roll who tries to deceive everyone into thinking he’s pure but he is leading us all to sin.

@k-dayun: Sassy, talented little shit who has no respect for wooden furniture.

@ciscobarrisco: She acts cute but it’s a trap, honestly, she is just as trashy as the rest of us.

@wordswehavesaidworld: actual cinnamon roll, too pure for this trash - just kidding, Emerson’s a goddamn heartbreaking tease.

@crimson-devil-in-disguise: Acts super nice and friendly then throws smut in your face and watches you melt into the floor, cackling in victory.

So, in all:

Nov 13, 2015 3 notes
#The Trash Squad #yeah no I'm not tagging everyone #ain't nobody got time for that #Puppet Answers #Ask
  • Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]
  • Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
  • Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess
Nov 12, 2015 459,356 notes
#GPOY #About Me #yeah oops
Tumblr’s new messenger

askdragonbladetalon:

If I don’t reply to you, it’s probably because:

  • I’m in a different tab/window
  • I’ve fallen asleep with my computer left on
  • I’m using my phone
  • I’ve got a game/movie fullsized on the screen
  • I’m busy creating something
  • I’m at work/school
  • Someone is reading over my shoulder
  • I don’t feel up to socializing
  • I am in another conversation
  • I’m in too many conversations
  • I’m not even at the computer

It is NOT because:

  • I dislike you
  • I’m mad at you
  • You’re annoying
  • I don’t want to talk to you
  • I’m hoping you’ll go away if I ignore you

I know a lot of people get anxious if their messages are ignored, so have a little reminder that there are a ton of reasons why people might not be responding, all of which have nothing to do with you. Okay? Okay. <3

Nov 12, 2015 74,022 notes
#This #YOU CAN TALK TO ME #I DON'T BITE

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

Nov 12, 2015 1,106,369 notes
#Shia LaBeouf #laughing so hard #honestly
Nov 12, 2015 32,818 notes
#ALLEN!TWINS #ALLEN TWINS ALLEN TWINS #ALL THE TWIN HUGS #this is a nice gif though
REALLY IMPORTANT - NEW PAYPAL UPDATE - PLEASE READ

behaxeltzi:

askthepoketrio:

THIS NEEDS A HELLA SIGNAL BOOST - PLEASE SPREAD THIS UP

EVERYONE needs to start using Invoices. This is very important.

Paypal has recently updated their TOS and it’s something that everyone should pay attention to.

“10.3h If you violate the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy, … you will be liable to PayPal for the amount of PayPal’s damages caused by your violation … You acknowledge and agree that $2,500.00 USD per violation … is presently a reasonable minimum estimate of PayPal’s actual damages … PayPal may deduct such damages directly from any existing Balance in the offending Account or any other Account you control.”

DO NOT SEND PAYMENTS AS “GIFTS” You will be risking your commissioners account and that is really really bad.

Artists, REQUEST PAYMENT THROUGH INVOICES. It lets YOU control how money is sent.

Commissioners, DO NOT SEND PAYMENT unless you send it through “for goods and services.” If your artist requests ‘send as gifts’ BEFORE you send payment, tell them about the $2,500 fine per violation, as they probably do not know about it.

Yes, paypal fees suck, but it’s better to have a few dollars missing than to get fined $2,500 for a $20 purchase.

This is really important! And yeah the fees suck, but it’s actually ILLEGAL to select “gifts” if you are actually paying for a service because of tax, like wise it is always illegal to accept payment that way. 

Please if you are a freelance artist taking commissions  ALWAYS SEND AN INVOICE! It can cover your ass in more ways than one, and you know actually makes it easier to keep track of things anyway. 

Nov 12, 2015 96,755 notes
#Reference #Paypal
Nov 11, 2015 1,186 notes
#Spoilers #THANK YOU NICOLE #SCREAMS #I NEEDED THIS #The Flash #CW The Flash #The Flash Season 2 #The Flash 2x06 #Barry Allen #Zoom #Cisco Ramon #Grant Gustin #KILL THE BAE #RUIN HIM #YEEEESSSSSSSSSS #loud screeching in the distance
In the Distortion World
  • Cyrus: This is a bizarre world. Time doesn't flow. Space isn't stable. Only that shadowy Pokemon lives h-
  • Giratina: *flicking the gravity switch on and off* WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL
Nov 11, 2015 4,266 notes
#Pokemon #Giratina #Pokemon Platinum #LOL #PRETTY MUCH #THAT ASSHOLE #I love Giratina tho
Nov 11, 2015 2,534 notes
#The Flash #The Flash Season 2 #Spoilers #The Flash 2x06 #Barry Allen #Zoom #CW The Flash #SEE #THIS IS THE SHIT I SIGN UP FOR #THIS #IS #IT #FUCKING #YES #THANK YOU #THUMBS UP #100/10 #Grant Gustin
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