Beware the Phantom Nerds
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You know what I’d pay money for?
Like srs money?
A book on the anatomy and skeletal structure of the genuses on aywas.
challenge accepted (maybe) but definitely an interesting idea.
If you consider yourself an MRA, please unfollow me now.
If you think the “friendzone” is a legitimate thing, please unfollow me now.
If you think that that murderer’s actions are in any way validated by what the women around him did or didn’t do, please unfollow me now.
If you can look at what happened and honestly tell yourself you agree with the same things he agreed with, I want nothing to do with you. Please unfollow me.
shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person
Wait for it
(via correplatanito)
god4:
Guys, I just thought you all should know Puppet (#6177) Is such a nice, amazing person, and such a talented artist! I mean when she does copy right commissions and they get denied she fixes it no problem. She also is so easy to work with. Not only is she a talented, amazing artist, she is so kind, she will talk to you if you have a problem, and she knows how to make people smile, and just so, so kind.
lmfao God you’re such a dick. Thank you though, Zom ;u; That’s so sweet. ZOMBIE IS A PRETTY COOL KID TOO, though he’s an all around jerk face.
god4:
External imageI’m always too lazy to sell the slot from this shit, so it’s up for free again to a random person that reblogs this with their ID# in the next 24 hours or so.
Puppet #6177
A quick run down of The Budget and why people are upset:
The Abbott government has spent money on the military for things like fighter jets at the expense of things like education and unemployment and disability benefits. The people effected by this, like students, the unemployed, disabled, and elderly, also wish they had fighter jets but at the expense of Tony Abbott.
A snippet of the soundtrack from the upcoming Hoenn remakes has already been leaked - AND THEY KEPT THE TRUMPETS!!!!
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
SWEET JESUS
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
DEAR CHRIST
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
shia labeouf
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
May:
It was literally 5 seconds of the camera going around Groudon
