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April 2014

Apr 30, 2014 82,268 notes
#Animals #Wombat #Straya
Apr 28, 2014 97,873 notes
#Reference #YES #Spooky
Apr 28, 2014 350,118 notes
#Pokemon #fucking crying
Apr 28, 2014 2,502 notes
#Pokemon Hunter #Pokemon #Monster Hunter #Empty Puppet #Manectric #Houndoom
what's a 'macca's run'?

a macca’s run is a sacred ritual performed by all p-plate license holding kids in australia, its a trip to a mcdonalds restaurant at a late hour with one faithful mate to carry all the orders that only half your fucking useless friends have paid for and if you’re the only fucker sober at the party its your arse asking for 40 fucking oreo mcflurry’s at 1:30 in the morning 

Apr 27, 2014 36,234 notes
#Straya #Maccas #True Story
Apr 27, 2014 141,353 notes
#Game of Thrones #GoT #The Walking Dead
Apr 26, 2014 2,393 notes
#Monster Hunter #Art #Deviljho #LOL #JFC
Apr 26, 2014 196 notes
#Monster Hunter #Empty Puppet #Pokemon #Pokemon Hunter #Walrein #Sealeo #Spheal
Apr 26, 2014 161 notes
#Anzac Day #late but #relevant
Apr 26, 2014 43,055 notes
#Straya #Im cracking up omgh
Apr 26, 2014 22 notes
#Sketch #Empty Puppet #Kingdom Hearts #Organization XIII #Pridelands #Xigbar #Larxene #Demyx #Roxas #Axel
Apr 26, 2014 941,647 notes
#App #Yes this is a good thing
Apr 25, 2014 8,371 notes
#Denmark #Minecraft #jesus fuckin #awesome
Apr 25, 2014 2,285 notes
#Game of Thrones #Arya Stark #The Hound #Art
Apr 25, 2014 674,507 notes
#High School Musical #Game of Thrones #omfg
Apr 24, 2014
#About Me #Sydney #Australian National Museum #Taronga Zoo #Animals
Apr 23, 2014 170,309 notes
#Spongebob Squarepants
Apr 23, 2014 1,622 notes
#Art #Pokemon #Litleo #Fletchling
Apr 19, 2014 60 notes
#Monster Hunter #Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate #Monster Hunter 3U #Empty Puppet #Sketch #Barroth #Capcom
Apr 19, 2014 12 notes
#Aywas #Custom #Copyright #6177
Apr 19, 2014 446 notes
#Monster Hunter #Zinogre #Capcom #Art
Apr 19, 2014 785,874 notes
#Video #omfg what #WHAT

waitingondhr:

a interesting plot with 6th grade writing

Apr 18, 2014 111,744 notes
#yeah Percy Jackson #and Deltora Quest #sighs loudly
When people miss the point entirely. oak23.tumblr.com

pinstripehourglass:

fireflydawn:

While searching for reference photos of Synchronized Ryuko, I found this:

Before we begin, I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I’m not trying to bash the artist or ridicule them. This is obviously an edit, but it’s still very nice, and you…

Apr 17, 2014 3,864 notes
#Lol shot down #KLK #Kill La Kill
Apr 15, 2014 3,390 notes
#Art #Concept Art #Fuck yes
Apr 15, 2014 43,436 notes
#Game of Thrones #Sansa Stark #GoT
Apr 15, 2014 123,851 notes
#Animals #Shark #god4 #lookie
Apr 15, 2014 1,336,113 notes
#True Story
Apr 14, 2014 126,420 notes
#Animals #Giraffe #shit son #that's awesome
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Apr 14, 2014 399,013 notes
#Hahaha #that's awesome
Apr 13, 2014 8,407 notes
#Shinji Ikari #Evangelion #NGE #Wouldn't that save us some time #IT'S A MIRACLE

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

Actually, it’s coral blue #3

Apr 13, 2014 783,878 notes
#I'M GONNA #Tumblr
Apr 13, 2014 449,052 notes
#nope #no thank you
Apr 12, 2014 99,286 notes
#SCREAMS #BRILLIANCE
Apr 12, 2014 287,908 notes
#The last one is GENIUS #Protip
Apr 12, 2014 3,339 notes
#The Wolf Among Us #Telltale Games #Bigby Wolf #fuck yeah
Apr 12, 2014 2 notes
#Aywas #Custom #Kernal #Artist Event #6177
Apr 11, 2014 4 notes
#Aywas #Custom #PBC #SCC #Artist Event #6177
Free Mock PBC Sketches+ Artist Streaming

Hey there! I need 2 PBC/SCC Sketch Examples for my Artist Event thread, so if you want a free sketch, post a pair here! I’ll be choosing two pairs in about two hours to start working on.

In other news, I’ll be streaming for the Artist Event at 10:00 PM, Friday 11th. What would you like to see? Base, Ink, Shade, Colour? Let me know <:

Apr 10, 2014 7 notes
#aywas #custom #artist event #6177
Apr 8, 2014 3,736 notes
#Game of Thrones #GoT #Spoilers #The Hound #Arya Stark
Apr 8, 2014 7,960 notes
#Animals #Lions #Lioness #yes good
Apr 8, 2014 6 notes
#Aywas #Custom #PBC #6177 #Empty Puppet
Apr 8, 2014 15,337 notes
#Game of Thrones #The Hound #Arya Stark #perfs

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

Apr 7, 2014 503,682 notes
#comed from #DINOSAIRS
Apr 6, 2014 50,056 notes
#Then there's THAT MOTHER FUCKER #SCREAMS
Apr 5, 2014 5,206 notes
#Kingdom Hearts #Roxas
Apr 5, 2014 638 notes
#Straya #Drop Bears
Apr 5, 2014 75 notes
Apr 5, 2014 36,603 notes
#Game of Thrones #GoT #Joffrey #NEW ZEALAND WHATCHU DOIN
Apr 5, 2014 7,219 notes
#Animal Crossing #Art #wowza
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