Beware the Phantom Nerds
Month
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
bOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
Wouldn’t you like to see something STRANGE?
Come with US and you will SEE
I’ve been reading the Jurassic Park series lately, and I came across this the other day;
then it occurred to me that THAT SOUNDED VERY FAMILIAR OF A DESCRIPTION;
??!?!
[kicks your door in]
YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENT THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I’M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams down food container on the table]
THEY HAD A FLOATING CITY.
THE IMPOSSIBLE ISLAND. SURE, WHY-NOT?
INTRODUCING THE VERY FIRST FIELD SANDSTORM.
LETS JUST ADD A SUPER COOL HM ALLOWING US TO MAGICALLY BREATHE UNDER WATER.
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE FIRST IN GAME CUTSCENE.
INVENTED DOUBLE BATTLING Y’KNOW. CASUAL.
CREATED POST-GAME BADGES.
And I mean come on, guys. The Acro bike. Life or life?
Truly the best region.
GEN THREE WAS THE GOD DAMN BEST AND THIS IS WHY
I was drawing Espurr when my photoshop crashed and now I am scared.
it’s watching me.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
BEAT HIM UP AND MAKE HIM WANT THE A INSTEAD GOD DAMN IT
BEAT HIM UP AND MAKE HIM WANT THE A INSTEAD GOD DAMN IT
BEAT HIM UP AND MAKE HIM WANT THE A INSTEAD GOD DAMN IT
BEAT HIM UP AND MAKE HIM WANT THE A INSTEAD GOD DAMN IT
BEAT HIM UP AND MAKE HIM WANT THE A INSTEAD GOD DAMN IT
I caught some Shiny Pokemon so I’m offering them up for trade. Hit me up if you’re interested!
What I Have:
Impish Shiny Poliwhirl / Female, Lvl 35. / Damp
Impish Shiny Clauncher / Male, Lvl 25. / Mega Launcher
Docile Shiny Alomomola / Female, Lvl 35. / Hydration
Lonely Shiny Foongus / Male, Lvl 36. / Effect Spore
What I’d Like:
Shiny Aron, Shiny Carvanha, Shiny Houndour, Shiny Furfrou, Shiny Espurr or Make an Offer!
-rolls in circles-
spoiler I never figured out how to put Makoto in my background 10/10
i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
you know too much.
BEAT HIM UP AND MAKE HIM WANT THE A INSTEAD GOD DAMN IT
