Beware the Phantom Nerds: Archive

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
me

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that level of friendship where you stop caring about spelling, grammar, or punctuation

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whenever i’m around any of my friends i feel like the ugly unpopular little sister to the homecoming queen cheerleading captain but i guess it’s ok because i know that some day the ugly unpopular little sister meets a monster in the woods or sells her soul or gets possessed or something like that. i am definitely ok with the monster befriending soul selling possession thing

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#gpoy

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

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#FUCKING SCABS #MY FOOD

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#space #nebula #nebula art #space art #stars #star art #queue

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Things you should know about every sign.

♈ Aries: Aries are generally very innocent creatures. There are two sides to their inner world: a world full of hate and a world full of love.They can understand other’s problems quite easily.
♉ Taurus: Taureans do not forget past injustices, and they also remember their past pain as well— and will remind you of it. The tragedy with a Taurus is that their pain is just as fresh today as it was the first time.
♊ Gemini: One Gemini girl equals several women. Though they suffer alone, Geminis will always try to look optimistic and happy in front of others. There is intelligence underneath the scatteredness.
♋ Cancer: Life doesn’t stand still for this sign, even if they remain in one place. Their link with the Moon often makes it impossible for them to operate on an even keel from day to day - emotions are unsteady, unstable;
♌ Leo: It is easy to crush them with coolness. It takes much courage and energy to radiate so much, and they need lots of love and smiles from others to keep it going.
♍ Virgo: In times of distress Virgos tend to become very unnatural, so they confine themselves in their own world and ignore the people around them. Virgos are well-aware of the coldness they’re portraying to others during these moments, yet they are unable to change or control their mood so they choose to hide in their bubble.
♎ Libra: Libras are always trying to control their emotions and are very capable of keeping feelings in check.They often feel alienated from their own heart because they have distanced themselves from their inner world
♏ Scorpio: Scorpio have their natural defences up. They see the world is a dark place and are simply protecting themselves. They have trouble managing their intense emotions.
♐ Sagittarius: They will portray a very independent and happy image, seemingly unaffected by their unfortunate situations. Seeing their optimism, others may think that they are indifferent, as Sagittarius will never show how much they are suffering.
♑ Capricorn: Capricorns rarely feel that they are accurately portrayed by their star sign definition. While it is true they put themselves to work, have a determination to succeed, and possess much strength inside a caring heart - it is hard for any of the other sides to grasp the complexities going on in their minds; they can’t explain it. and even if they could - we wouldn’t understand it.
♒ Aquarius: Aquarius feel very helpless when they realize that they’ve grown emotional towards a person. It’s the only thing that makes them lose their rationality and they become lost in the feeling.
♓ Pisces: Being kind is their preferred way of life since it is adaptive, effortless and gains them respect easily from others. They understand this very well, so they use compassion to deal with most situations.

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#zodiac #HEY MINE'S SO ACCURATE

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tablet pen just where the hell are you

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#judai-yuki #Run bitch run! #jaden yuki #YuGiOH5DX #Bonds Beyond Time #BBT #NOT RUNNING FAST ENOUGH #It's a good thing he plays all that Assassin's Creed

msdarcys:

and then i realized
my life revolves around people that don’t exist

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#Beautiful

hi. i didn't mean to intrude on your scrolling but i think you're beautiful.

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#BOW FUCKERS

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plot twist: fictional characters have feels over you

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#gpoy

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#FUCK DA POLICE #Lions

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#OH GOD YES

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#Robert Downey Jr. #RDJ #Tony Stark #there's a difference between them?

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#pokémon

plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.

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#I WISH #GOD DAMN

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Pewdie: Hey I just met you~
Pewdie: AND THIS IS CRAZY
Pewdie: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
Pewdie: SO FUCKING CALL ME

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How fandoms act on Tumblr:

Doctor Who Fandom: Ruining hipster posts since before there were hipsters, and giving everyone whiplash with plot twists.
Sherlock Fandom: Takes one look your blog, and suddenly knows everything about you. Then declares that you will be 'BFF's 5eva' and that you're moving in together immediately. Everyone thinks you're a couple, but you're not- YES YOU ARE.
Supernatural Fandom: Once they find you, you're family. It doesn't matter who or what you ship, they'll love you anyway. They'll be there for you until the end of the world. Literally. (And probably even after that, 'cause knowing them they'll just bring you back) But if you attack their OTP, there will be blood.
Avengers Fandom: They've got happiness, hugs and a Hulk. If you don't like Loki, you're wrong. But apart from that, everything is costumes and rainbows and saving the Earth.

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That Was Scary!Jensen Ackles

crowleysdelicateass:

Just listen…

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Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

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#ROFL #YES #GOOD

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#twewy #the world ends with you #square enix #jupiter #art #concept art #ubisoft #games #game #gen kobayashi #tetsuya nomura #noise