Beware the Phantom Nerds: Archive

itwasjustunjellify:
This is it. The apocalypse is coming.

Because in the movies,

New York is always the first to go.
That’s cool, come to Australia.
We’re never mentioned in the movies, obviously we’re safe.

Oct 31, 2012 23,635 notes

I'm Just Your Problem

soopaval:

cancerously:
arielislove:
xrosemaidenx:
Full band cover of the Adventure Time song “I’m Just Your Problem”, originally composed by Rebecca Sugar for the character of Marceline, re-done in a radio-friendly gothic metal kind of style. Vocals by Nicole Vaquerano. Guitar solo by Carlos (youtube.com/KarlosRock92).
SO … GOOOOOD.
this is. basically the best thing ever.
I DON’T HAVE A GIF OR EVEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS???

Oct 31, 2012 65,343 notes

#Fucking #Badass #holy shit

gallifrey-feels:

l-uxury:
adnrewscott:
angrybagel:
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.

Oct 31, 2012 221,445 notes

#It's true #I prefer pizza to babies #ew babies

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#rofl #ok

loveforeversmilealways:

arlene13:
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke

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Eevee complete comic

triangulartriforce:

Read from right to left <———

Oct 31, 2012 5,837 notes

#Pokemon #AMG WRY #WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

Oct 31, 2012 154,755 notes

#LMFAO #WOW #AWARDS FOR THIS GUY

Oct 31, 2012 1,396,633 notes

#so cute ugh #;-;

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#OMFG WUT #LOOL #AND RYO'S JUST LIKE #'K'

Oct 30, 2012 51 notes

Listen

insertawesome:

unsuccessful-metalbenders:
I AM NOT EVEN GOING APOLOGIZE
THIS ONE WINS
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

Oct 30, 2012 57,914 notes

turntechgodisc:

420goku:
i like shipping because it’s easier to see two other people in a relationship than to be in one myself
this is by far the most honest and saddest thing ive ever read about shipping

Oct 30, 2012 87,309 notes

Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable; But that, dear children, is self insertion, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms.

Oct 30, 2012 263,684 notes

Oct 30, 2012 8 notes

#Aywas #6177 #Lunaris #Custom #Breeding Baby

Oct 30, 2012 929,831 notes

yatimu:

there are times that i just want to mindcrush everything

Oct 30, 2012 113 notes

nightmarethekitten:

imagineyuorotp:
Imagine your OTP in a zombie apocalypse, character A being forced to shoot character B because they are turning into a zombie.

Oct 30, 2012 13,675 notes

#HEY #HEY SCARA #YOU SHOULD READ THIS #HURRHURR

People: I can hear your music
Me: You're welcome

Oct 30, 2012 273,191 notes

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#Bakura #brb heart is broken

sassygayatem:

Yami is gay pass it on

Oct 30, 2012 40 notes

#ok

Oct 30, 2012 42 notes

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: why am i not getting anything done

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#this fucking movie

Play

Oct 28, 2012 30,281 notes

#OHGOD #ROFL

Oct 28, 2012 675,209 notes

#Ah the good old days... #;-; #I miss them #This is so fucking depressing for me you have no idea

Oct 28, 2012 58,314 notes

#DID SOMEBODY SAY #CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE

Oct 28, 2012 137,146 notes

#OBAMA IS BEST MAN #OBAMA I LOVE YOU #EVEN IF I'M AUSTRALIAN

Oct 28, 2012 410,997 notes

#WOW #FUCKED THAT GUY'S SHIT UP

Oct 28, 2012 64,917 notes

#LOLOLOL #WOW

Oct 28, 2012 71,572 notes

#Prince of Egypt

Oct 28, 2012 2,214 notes

#yes indeed

itsrainingbullshit:

accio0tardis:
pottersavenger:
the-eleventh-blog:
um
UM
AMERICA WHAT R U DOIN
AMERICA
NO
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING. GOD DAMNIT…..

AMERICA

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER

ALSO THAT DOESN’T EVEN ADD UP WTF.

Oct 28, 2012 18,857 notes

#FUCKING AMERICUH

Oct 28, 2012 17,055 notes

#ROFL #YES #GOOD

Oct 28, 2012 39,828 notes

#stupid tweens #ROFL #GOOD JOB DIPSHITS #Trolled so hard omg

Oct 28, 2012 119 notes

#pokémon #isshushipping #N #touya #BL #WUT ;-;

Zombie Creepers

scaraptor:

empty-puppet:
scaraptor:
That is all.
You are the reason we can’t have nice things in Minecraft.
That, and you steal my diamonds.
I put them back and you chased me down with a fire sword.

Sai turned off fire damage.

Sob.

Oct 28, 2012 8 notes

Zombie Creepers

scaraptor:

That is all.

You are the reason we can’t have nice things in Minecraft.

That, and you steal my diamonds.

Oct 28, 2012 8 notes

#minecraft

Shia Labeouf

yo, it’s almost halloween again
you know what that means

Oct 27, 2012 380,156 notes

#it's that time again #Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf