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September 2011

HEY WHORECAKES C: GUESS WHAT. I'M MOVING TO YOUR HOUSE, K? MEET ME HALF WAY ACROSS THE OCEAN.

SURE THING BRO. I’LL GO GET MY KAYAK.

Sep 30, 2011
FLAWLESS BLOG CERTIFICATE! When you get this you paste it in 10 other peoples ask that deserve it! It is telling you that I will follow you FOREVER and your tumblr blog is amazing

;-; OMG KOVU ILY. BUT MY BLOG IS JUST REBLOGS LMAO.

Sep 30, 2011
Sep 30, 2011 142,384 notes
#Milky Way #Stars #Photography #Time Lapse #Timelapse #My Gifs
Sep 30, 2011 124 notes
#I HOPE SO #THAT WOULD BE THE MOST BADASS THING EVER
Sep 30, 2011 40,746 notes
#Andy's Face #This scene made me cry so hard #MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER
I wanna follow some more of the Audience D:

lyrical-nerd:

americanwhovian:

wwhheeww:

Reblog this if you’re part of the audience so I can follow you if I’m not already <3

[and yes I think this gif is relative to this post.]

Sep 30, 2011 48 notes
#heck yeah
Sep 30, 2011 6,554 notes
Sep 29, 2011 146,312 notes
Sep 29, 2011 7 notes
When I'm supposed to stay awake, I'm likefunniest.1000notes.com

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

But when I’m supposed to sleep, I’m like

Sep 29, 2011 270,803 notes
Sep 29, 2011 33,432 notes
jk rowling and the sims people should team up right the fuck now and make a harry potter sims game

10knotes:

the sims could live in hogwarts and interact with other students and go to classes and shit and instead of the skills being athletic, logic, gardening etc it could be potions, charms, transfiguration, etc

why the fuck hasn’t this happened yet

Also: You could decorate common rooms for your liking etc. Also you could choose between being a teacher or a student

Sep 29, 2011 31,954 notes
#I WANT THIS RIGHT NOW
Sep 29, 2011 54,412 notes
#lol
Sep 29, 2011 22,783 notes
That moment when someone picks apart the details of your OTP

hopeh-wa:

And you’re just like:

Sep 29, 2011 17 notes
#I don't watch the show but I really support you guys and the cause to which you believe Bubbline can be put #I thought this would make a good post given how many people I've seen concerned over Adventure Time #OTP #accurate #funny #gif #lol #not my gif #pairing #pairings #ship #shipping #shipping wars #that awkward moment #that moment when #truth #gpoy
Nyan Cat the Movie

hopeh-wa:

jamelyn:

prince-of-dicks:

tapanda:

demetria656:

naevosegnome:

ask-vampire-prince-gumball:

marcy-thevampqueen:

yermoh:

Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.

OH.MY.GOD.

OH MY GOD! REBLOGFOREVER!!

((CAN I JUST HAVE THIS IN MY BRAIN ON REPEAT FOREVER PLEASE?))

GODDAMN I AM A CLASSY CAT

I feel the need to run around town like a superhero.

Nyah just got dapper.

holy shit I have the urge to tell EVERYONE about this EVERYONE LISTEN

I am obliged to show this to all my followers!!!! 

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

Sep 29, 2011 103,906 notes
OMG WUT. I HAVE A NEW FOLLOWER? What is this.

I don’t bite. Much.

Sep 29, 2011
Sep 29, 2011 52,230 notes
#Harry Potter #McGonagall #quidditch #McGonagall you've doomed us all #Way to go.
Sep 29, 2011 118 notes
Sep 29, 2011 20,788 notes
#bippity boppity
REBLOG WITH A GIF DESCRIBING YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW !

kangarookovumd:

holleemcmurray:

archaicinsane:

External image

Sep 29, 2011 8,296 notes
Hannabull Lektur: Dude seriously, stop with the Hufflepuff hate.hannabulllektur.tumblr.com

hannabulllektur:

I mean really. Have you even LOOKED around their common room? They are seriously the nicest people I have ever seen. They have no hate for any other houses and are just all around great people. While you guys are sitting there hating on being a Hufflepuff, or whining about how you are really a…

Sep 28, 2011 5 notes
#Hufflepuff #Ravenclaw #Pottermore
Sep 28, 2011 224 notes
#gif #tobuscus #toby turner #gpoy

weaslette:

fuckzach:

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

Sep 28, 2011 430,158 notes
#gpoy
Sep 28, 2011 71,492 notes
#RAINBOW FISH OMG #MY CHILDHOOD RIGHT HERE
FIRST 150 REBLOGS, PROMOS TO 60,000+

leopard-cub:

leopard-cub:

MUST BE FOLLOWING

leopard-cub & tequila-in-summer & t-3-m-p-t

OUT OF THE FIRST 150 TO REBLOG WILL PROMOTE THE FOLLOWING to 60k+:

  • 2 Random solo promotions
  • 5 Random blogs in a list

MUST BE FOLLOWING ALL 3 BLOGS. NO LIKES. IF ONE PERSON DOESN’T FOLLOW ALL 3 BLOGS, NO PROMOS AT ALL!

MUST REACH 150 NOTES!! HURRY. this is your ONLY chance.

hurryyyyyyy uppppp. we want to chooseee.

Sep 28, 2011 68 notes
Sep 28, 2011 1,658 notes
#toby turner #tobuscus #gif
Sep 28, 2011 10,762 notes
Sep 27, 2011 35,377 notes
Sep 27, 2011 66,544 notes
Sep 27, 2011 4,307 notes
#torrents
Sep 27, 2011 3,187 notes
Gosh you students at Hogwarts :I

hannabulllektur:

Dont leave your books and money and potion ingredients laying around because I will steal it. No dont ask for it back either because it’s mineeee.

Also I’ll snatch stuff out of your bags and pockets. And steal things from Bookshelves. I guess I have sticky fingers lolol

honestly being able to pick random shit up amuses me. XD

I’m a god damn Snake, I can steal whatever the fuck I want!

Sep 27, 2011 4 notes
#Pottermore
When a teacher lets you talk, but you don't know anybody in the class.10knotes.1000notes.com

10knotes:

And you’re just sitting there:

Sep 27, 2011 40,260 notes
#forever alone #lol #funny #spongebob #gif #gifs #school
Sep 27, 2011 1,692 notes
#HM* #Slytherin #House Pride #(*) 2
Sep 27, 2011 290 notes
#toby turner #tobuscus #cutewinfail #gif
Remember her? Reblog and click the picture

10knotes:

HOLY HELL I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW WHEN I REBLOGGED AND CLICKED THIS PICTURE.

My goodness girl….

Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!

Sep 27, 2011 86,939 notes
#funniest.1000notes.com
Sep 27, 2011 527 notes
#DYING #ajskdhajd #jaksdkjdsakjasdkhjsa #WHAT HAPPENED TO BLACKJACK
Sep 27, 2011 29,090 notes
#Family Guy #love this show~ #JEW EPISODE
if teachers'd have tumblr, their posts would be like this: 10knotes.1000notes.com

10knotes:

The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class:

When they don’t do their homework:

The awkward moment when i’m walking into the classroom and they are like:

Their faces when i’m correcting the tests:

When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me:

When i took their ipods, cellphones out and they look me like.

Outside i’m like:

But inside:


Submitted by

tinsparrow

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Sep 27, 2011 84,616 notes
the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime

10knotes:

Submitted by

tinsparrow
Sep 26, 2011 93,936 notes
Sep 26, 2011 18,138 notes
#perfect queen is perfect #my life why
What do PillowPets do while you're sleeping?10knotes.1000notes.com

10knotes:

Submitted by

tinsparrow

ohgod wut

Sep 26, 2011 62,522 notes
Sep 26, 2011 95,449 notes
#accurate
Sep 26, 2011 461 notes
#this #is #perfect
Vote for Logan until your fingers start bleeding!mtv.com
Sep 26, 2011 33 notes
#FOREVER REBLOG
Sep 26, 2011 431 notes
#my edits #percy jackson #logan lerman #pjo #the lightning thief #jake abel #luke castellan #otp
Sep 26, 2011 985,914 notes
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Sep 26, 2011 1,768,563 notes
Sep 26, 2011 19,748 notes
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